"Very unique set of regulars come here. Nonetheless, it's one of the best Starbucks I've been to."
"Great store, but don't come here if you're looking to use the Internet. It's terribly slow."
"Armitage Hall sucks. That is all."
"Wifi sucks a big one, and Starbucks coffee is much better. If you're planning on working on your computer here, don't."
"Get Adam Evans as your server...no exceptions and no substitutions! He's the best!"