"This place is for kids. Avoid if your inner child has died. ;)"
"This was not a dupe! I made it because the other one is for the hotel, not the restaurant. (The title USED to be McMenamins Hotel Oregon Restaurant.)"
"Only cash and debit cards accepted. (No credit cards.)"
"Be prepared for the slowest service on Earth. Seriously. I've never eaten at a restaurant with slower service than here."
"Free strawberry shortcake for dads on the weekend of Father's Day!"