"These guys have coupons on their receipts, coupons on their bags, coupons everywhere! You're sure to be a return customer."
"Get yo hairs did! Ask for Selena."
"Make a postcard on their website. They give some free credits for signing up."
"$10 parking and $13 wifi. What?"
"Ask to have Barry Vogel show you some cars. He's a good guy."