"Craving a lobster roll, but can't make it to Maine? You won't be disappointed with the Maine (house-made mayo) or Connecticut (butter) lobster rolls made with a 1/4 lb of fresh knuckle and claw meat!"
"In the North doughnuts are considered breakfast food; not so in Austin, where doughnuts are clearly dessert! Can't decide? Order the Miss Shortcake and Naughty and Nice and wait for a sugar rush!"
"Have a doughnut craving? Holey Moley Coffee + Doughnuts will truly delight! Don't miss: Violet Beauregarde, PBC or PBCB, Passionfruit Coconut and S'more! Gluten-free? Vegan? They have you covered!"
"Most people choose My Pie for their excellent Chicago-style, deep-dish pizza. But don't overlook their thin, cracker-crust style pizza; depending on your preference, it could be the winning pie!"
"Looking to begin your day with some French flair? Rocket Baby Bakery Croissants, Kourign Amann and Monkey Bread will please young and old palates alike. Arrive early for the best selection."
"AYCE Cod for $8.99, ACYE Pollock for $4.99! 1980 prices in 2014!"