"If you're in a hurry, DO NOT order inside. This is the slowest place on the planet."
"This is one of the best run in the city."
"This is one of the worst run Taco Bells that I go to, and only go here because it's in my hood. They almost accomplish time travel from working so slowly."
"Safe corporate food and environment. But the workers are great"
"Great people and great theatre!"
"Staff and customers are the friendliest in town!"