"Constant Contact has no mayor?!"
"Even I get carded there."
"Store opens at 10am on Saturdays but the cafeteria opens at 9:30am"
"Zsa Zsa has been my go-to girl for years!"
"Zsa Zsa dies the best guy's cut. She's my go-to girl!"
"Waiters weren't rude as with other tip, but the combination of noise and broken English made ordering tough. Juice portions are the size of shots."