"Ten percent teacher discount!"
"Best place to get late night delivery! Red velvet rocks, and I wish they'd bring back the double fudge!"
"Bike thieves everywhere! Doesn't even matter if you have a U-lock. If you have a decent bike, you won't for long!"
"Awesome views of the city from any side of the building, 40th floor ocean view rocks."
"Look out for the homeless guys that sneak into the basement and sleep in the laundry rooms and storage rooms!"
"The cops give parking tickets constantly in this neighborhood, and if parked illegally you WILL get towed."