"This location no longer accepts the I.D. card."
"It's crazy busy here but the baristas don't crumble under the pressure!"
"Really great garlic bread! The garlic alfredo spaghetti is win too!"
"Great for a run after work. Just don't stand on the grass for too long. There are red ants lurking!"
"Try ordering shrimp tempura with all vegetables. You might just get tofu tempura!"
"Credit Unions are a great place to keep your money. Rule and rates are way better!"