"Just remember. The Margarita's are good. But a pitcher is $30."
"$1.50 to wash and $1.50 to dry is kinda high, but everything is new and there are no trashy people here."
"What kind of hotel shuts the water off w/o notifying guests first. Two weeks in a row."
"Fail. They don't have cheddar peppers. Instead they have Ched 'R' Bites. Not the same."
"Don't stay here unless you prefer to stay with live-in welfare recipients and their stupid pit bulls. Breakfast is nasty and filthy too."
"Don't honk. We cant hear it and come to the back door. The front has a shotgun tied to the knob."