"Come for friends and hospitality, stay for the all night drug-fueled orgies."
"Great beads, regardless if you are a troll or not."
"If you see a John Bissert here, keep moving. They are very dangerous (and often topless) creatures."
"Come for the view, stay for the human sacrifices."
"Large selection of magazines in the waiting room. Try the roast beef. Ask for the "Desert Oral Surger-cheese omelet" as well."
"They have the best fried chicken!"