"The Tuna Steak is a killer!"
"WIFI super slow - but not cheap :-/"
"Forgot your iPhone charger? The friendly staff will lend you either generation 4 or 5..."
"This is for real aficionados! Weekly menus of freshly roasted coffee and espresso. No sugar served - but nice sweets..."
"Reasonable for Lunch breaks @ OFFF"
"Cheap Booze, meet Offf Nerds from Germany #mrm #geometry"