"Try the sushi and salad lunch special. It's to die for!!!!!!~~~~~"
"Pro tip- when ppl come up to you wanting you to do something: 1 keep moving. 2 stare them in the eye. 3 hold your hand up in high five position. 4 nod your head and say high five."
"Wednesday nights 99 cent fish tacos from 12-4!!! Nom om om mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm de lish!!!!"
"Best location in town!!! Love the remodeling job. Before they had waaay to many DVDs. Love the two cash register system. It's more fun waiting to buy stuff longer than it would take to bit torrent !!"
"Lane 4 breaks to the left hard"
"Go all in on pocket 2s at any no limit table and receive a rack of brown if you bust...."