"Make sure you tuck your tie into your shirt. I keep getting slapped in the face by my VV."
""How was chop't," Foursquare asks me... Chop't was fucking delicious."
"When they're out of seating, sneak your delicious burrito into chipotle, across the street. Their burrito is worth sitting down for."
"Do not step on any of the metal grates or panels on the ground. When they're wet, they're deadly."
"Go before 1pm, otherwise you will end up waiting for over 20 mins. Thankfully, this particular Chop't has many salad-choppers/prep people so your wait won't ever be too long."
"Estimated wait time: 29 minutes."