"Spicey perogy pizza is amazing. I have not had it anywhere else."
"Hot Turkey Deluxe, no peas is my favorite, but I hear the turkey pies are amazing!"
"Save your brain and read a book."
"The new dump is awesome. Less seagulls, less smell. Dump something here today!"
"Sometimes after 7 you can get awesome sandwiches at the deli for 50%"
"Cinnamon dolce latte. Love it. And ask fir it extra hot!"