"I recommend that you just go to places and experience it firsthand rather than listening to a foursquare review. It's a beach. Why are you online trying to give a shit about what somebody else thinks?"
"The pipeline roll with sirloin was just outrageously awesome. Also, Peter's purple potato cheesecake with macadamia nut crust is off the charts. Great service and awesome people."
"By far the best Thai cuisine I've ever had. The calamari is fantastic and everything is reasonably priced."
"I don't know. The food used to be good. It seems to be way over priced for the quality of food. Frozen spinach in my crepe? For the price, Gordan Ramsey better be in the back."
"It's alright at best but there's way better Mexican food in town. Try Santa Fe or Casa Villa."
"Snack bar service took way too long and food is kinda garbage. You're better off bringing a cooler with your own food."