"Beware of a gay man named Mickey Lukens. He is determined to conquer you. Avoid laundry room where he snacks on dreams and dryer sheets."
"Mid April is the most beautiful time!"
"I don't know who u are but, stop buying all the blue Gatorade the DAY it comes in! I like it too!"
"Wish there was a "three cookie special"." Fast delivery! Warm deliciousness!"
"Dog park is a bit stinky... But the park is very nice!"