"Listening to some of the best jazz masters ever...:)"
"Not sure how someone else is the mayor of our house ctfu"
"My house is the coolest that ever lived...almost every musical instrument you can imagine, plus the best chef/jazz singer money can buy"
"The best hot wings ever.... get the queso dip with the fries, its worth the extra dollar"
"If you wanna get down to the mathematics building, take the steps near the provosts offices"