"Free Wi-Fi while you suffer!"
"Wifi password: snclub13"
"Had high hopes. So disappointing. No service check. I had to flag the server to send back the blandest risotto I have ever ordered. Worst service in memory. 4th has so much to offer. Go elsewhere."
"The pizza is like sex. Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good."
""Is anything here vegan?" "No, everything has butter in it." I'm so happy there are tears in my eye."
"Spend some time watching all the Kits stereotypes walk by."