"They skimp on toppings so bad. 5 pickles on a footlong? Come on... The one near Mainstrasse is better."
"Drive through is super slow. There's even a sign on the pick-up window apologizing For the slowness. That doesn't make it OK!"
"They rearranged the aisles and I got lost!"
"They treat their IT staff and contractors very poorly. Every decision is an ill-informed buereaucratic mess. So not work here!"
"At least the logo isn't Papyrus."
"Good sandwiches & burgers, try the Reuben!"