"Big Punisher does not disappoint."
"Come to worship the glory of God, stay for the music and community! Traditional services at 7:30, 9:00, and 11:30 in the Historic Church; contemporary service at 9:00 in All Saints Hall."
"Free wifi here! Oh, and the fresh bread is fabulous. Unfortunately they only bake it on weekends, so stock up for the whole week."
"Come for the beer selection, stay for the non-stop 80s hair-metal soundtrack."
"Karaoke every night - come on a Wednesday if you want a short rotation."
"Chipotle is open! West side of the building near the bike station."
