"Great room for a casting couch."
"They've been serving drinks here before America was independant. Both the right thing and drink here."
"Your first check-in gets you a 6 pt conversion."
"This place will suck for you if you hate good times, cheap drinks and an awesome jukebox."
"Now I know what the fish that Jesus multiplied tasted like."
"Sitting across from the Tennis Court puts you equidistant to the dude selling ice cream and the bathroom. Double-win."