"Coolest foursquare location name ever. I'd rather be a water bender, personally, but still."
"Max will never be mayor."
"James C. is the best mayor of the best place ever."
"Best pizza on earth. We drive all the way from Oklahoma for it."
"Gay bar? Who would do that to my house? What happened here last night while I was out?"
"Hit us up for pong if you feel like losing."