d+ monkybrf

"I dare you to find a slower moving line in Jamaica."

"When "the big one" eventually does shake, take the Chief Structural Engineer's advice; don't be at work that day! How's that for confidence building?"

"Bring a calculator, cause paying can be a pain in the ass"

"Don't look down!"

"Don't be fooled! A shorter line doesn't mean faster service!"

"Bring a friend, or 2...and a 6 pack, or a few :)"