"I've never seen anyone check ORCA cards on here...might as we'll be free. Free SLUTs!"
"Try the banana bread beer...or three."
"Watch out for Josh Guffey, he will steal your underwear."
"Best BBQ in Fort Lauderdale...Mmm pulled pork"
"Friday afternoon wind down: Open House and Open Doors with beer pong, flip cup, and who knows what else :) whitetablefoundation.com"