"Autumn is probably the most gorgeous person who works here :) she's as sweet as she is beautiful."
"Their store manager is amazing. Make sure to be nice to Allison. She's turning this store around and making it great!"
"Don't poop in the bathroom. We all know you're doing it since its a unisex bathroom typically with a line..."
"Vanessa may be the coolest girl ever. She wears onesies... What's cooler than that?!"
"Come over and get all the encouragement you need to become a lesbian! ;)"
"Shittiest service ever. Dumb baristas, poorly made drinks, blahblahblah. Go to Montecito or ANYWHERE else."