"This is a human abuse spa!"
"Why don't they have these lassi drinks in NYC. I need to start a Monsieur Singh franchise in Brooklyn."
"You took the mayorship of my apartment? I don't remember seeing you here."
"Sweeten your venti ice tea with 5 hour energy for that extra boost on Momdays."
"This place has the worse service. Walked out after waiting 20 minutes and the counterperson ignored me. Do not give them your patronage."
"I am starting to hate the Korean bartenders at karaoke bars in K-town. Such attitude to their non-Korean customers. Stop skipping the songs!!!"