"Avoid crowds by avoiding visitng during rush hour"
"RIP August 13, 2013 to my favorite Uncle Donell Gray, Sr. You will forever be missed!"
"Mike is a good bartender! Look for him upstairs in the school bus-themed bar, equipped with school bus seats!"
"Roger is the best! Reasonable prices for haircuts, shape-ups and beard trims."
"Great discount prices on beer, liquor, and wine! And now it is open on Sundays!"
"Best Chinese food east and west of the River!"