"When returning borrowed DVDs, make sure said DVDs are placed back in proper alphabetical order."
"Don't be a slave to paper! Make your event guest list digital! ;)"
"Abbey the owner is the most beautifulest person inside and out! Meet her."
"The Crunchy Tuna sandwhich is so necessary."
"The doorman is a sexy Ethiopian named Redd."
"Best chipotle in the city."