"Agree with Wilson! I'd rather go to the DMV!"
"Hottest bartender I've ever seen"
"One of the nicest hotels you can stay at... But why? Who stays in Suffern?"
"Beware of the dog: The house bitch pees and shits everywhere and generally does the opposite of what you tell it. Joe tends to listen if you offer a treat though. ."
"Don't expect hot food or chicken on a weekend."
"All these Harrison people know each other"