Brian Schwarz

"Thia place has racist bartenders until you seem like a good tipper, at which time they will run to our credit card and see how much they can charge you for a local beer on the beer list."

"Pick up an extra bottle of wine while you're here...it'll come in handy the next time you forget to buy someone a present!"

"This place changed names recently...but the place that's there now is just as nice."

"Toyota's rule, and this place can deal!"

"Gorgeous spot just outside of downtown. Take Speedway west and you'll see what I mean!"

"I have no tip...don't even understand this sculpture."