"Maurie is the man. Go tell him nason said "dis is our hoooouse"... It may get you somewhere."
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"Bs 3018 smells like b.o."
"I don't usually drink reds, but damn, the New Albanian imperial red is so good."
"This place is horrible. Don't do it, you'll regret wasting your time and money."
"Add cinnamon to your coffee. Delicious."