"I was almost raped by an alligator hiding in a stall snacking on a hot dog and drinking a Monster energy drink. Just an awful experience."
"WiFi keeps disconnecting. Asked to be moved closer to the center of the building so the signal would be stronger and was told I could just work in the lobby. Thanks, no thanks. I won't be back."
"Eric B's kindergarten level grammar should be an indication of his reliability. Dr. Brad is arguably the best vet in Lincoln. Very kind and concerned for your pets."
"God dammit! Where are my kidneys!?!"
"Guys...you have to work the legs too!"
"Took 30 seconds from order to drive away. Awesome. You complainers need to get a grip."