"They've got a big fat C rating from the Board of Health. That place just lost my business."
"People never ever clean up after themselves. EVER. Weights still on bars, equipment, etc. Bars left on the floor... you name it. Bunch of idiots that work out here."
"The wifi in here is wonky."
"I think the owner secretly wanted to own a dance club at some point in his life. The music is ridiculously LOUD in there. You can't hear yourself fart if you tried."
"It has become a haven for the lunatics, junkies and drunks on kings highway..."