"First shell I have seen to sell cigars!!! Awesome place."
"Place was dead, yet the failed to have either of the dishes I wanted ready to serve. How do they let that happen?"
"It is a guaranty that there will be beer in this house. Stop by and have one with mike."
"Welcome to our home!! Feel free to stop by, say hello, and have a drink! We don't bite."
"11 cents for a packet of BBQ sauce? Why is McD's so cheap. Won't come back here again."
"While your here have some of Mike's meat!!!"