"Awful coffee, every time"
"Try the Lidocaine, it's quite something."
"Try the Baretta, it's quite excellent"
"Come for the petrol, stay for the ice cream"
"Ordered the pancakes. Got three, could only eat two. Great staff but food was disappointing"
"Get your coffee at the Bewleys beside supermacs counter. The coffee in the newsagents is sh**e"