"Bar has not been open any time we've come. "Don't have bartenders" they tell me. Very lame excuse."
"Not bad. I wonder if this place will stick (the location seems to be cursed)."
"Best egg-n-cheese breakfast sandwich in the area. Possibly the universe."
"Meow. Barely made it out alive."
"It hasn't been said enough and probably never will be: it is fucking hot here. Crazy hot. Inexplicably hot."
"Best piano man: Anthony. Ask him for some Ben Folds if your mind is prepared to be blown."