"If you need something to wake you up, ask for a John Wayne."
"Neither the food nor the service was particularly impressive."
"Make sure you're paying attention when at the light. Otherwise it'll be red before you know it! Typically only 3 or 4 cars will get through."
"If at all possible, avoid eastbound during AM rush hour and westbound during PM rush hour. Traffic is ridiculous."
"Ordered Dr. Pepper...got a root beer. Guess I'm just lucky I like both :P"