"Apparently they are not paying their suppliers (search the offscreen magazine if you want to know more). Avoid."
"Queues are massive, order online an beat them!"
"Get sure to get a room with seaviews"
"Impresionante la quesería en la 1a planta"
"Remember they don't open until 9:15. But it's not a bad idea to get early to queue"
"Try the nachos, they looked really home-made!"