"Get the baja fish burrito or yer dumb (unless you don't like fish). It takes a while to get made but it's so worth it. Mahi mahi ;)"
"Come for the food, stay for the free wi-fi"
"use the coupon on google maps!"
"hear live Peruvian music every Saturday night"
"get the saltado de pollo and or chicken/rice soup"
"try pliney the elder if you like IPAs"