"Daniel was awesome, I was done in 5 minutes."
"Awesome place. Elisabeth is my favorite employee there, she's always so nice and helpful."
"The owner will bring you triscits and bread and water if you're throwing up drunk so cool, bye"
"You should definitely throw up in the mayors sink when the toilets clogged, she loves that."
"The owner has issues with her weight so make sure you don't say anything that could be misconstrued."
"Iced Soy Vanilla Latte. With an extra shot. Delicious."