"Service isn't friendly, but it is fast."
"The river is *right* across the road--go for a run!"
"Excellent boardgame selection considering the limited space."
"No showers, but Cyprus Lake isn't too cold to throw yourself into for a wash. Just don't bring soap. 🚫"
"2 hours is plenty of time to hike the trails."
"2 hours is plenty for hiking the whole trail system."