""Sorry, but we do not have the food you ordered 45 minutes ago." No apologies. Terrible service, but great sandwiches."
"Try the Queens Velvet - layered beer. Very good!"
"Try the tasting menu. It's absolutely fantastic!"
"Try the buffet. Very good!"
"Utrolig fin beliggenhet ved stranden. Har strøm og wifi. Ellers nokså enkel standard."
"Anbefaler bouillebasse til mr. Tjernsli."