"Do not come here. EVER."
"Maui Bikini Blonde Beer plus Poke Nachos or Fish Tacos plus live music and you're all set"
"Stadium Seating for College Football, I.E. Losers by themselves sit right next to you and attempt to be your friend while you eat. Jab a fork in my retina."
"They literally lose your packages 80% of the time"
"Don't bother waiting for a server, it will take all day, just head straight to the bar"