"Serge is the man. True hospitality and killer haircuts."
"Make a free throw in our office hoop and get free gummy bears! Mmm"
"Ask for a seat down in the cellar. Atmosphere is romantic; very nice."
"Don't bother showing up on time. I've come in twice, and both times, I had to wait 45 minutes past my appointment to be seen."
"I made the amateur mistake of not looking at which airline I bought when I booked my flight. I'm stuck on Spirit. FML"