"If you fear dental work, ask for the special sedation treatment. It's brilliant."
"No need for wifi or phone signal. Lots of real stuff to see and people to talk to."
"You'd have to pay me to use these toilets."
"Nice atmosphere, good food. Not enough proper beers and food stops at 7, so get your order in, the chips are amazing."
"Be very kind to the people that work there - they are lovely."
"I'm sorry, this station has a fault that can't be rectified."