"So you made all your way to Key West. Don't try to save those few bucks and just enjoy their amazing seafood. Right at the harbor and free wifi. Password: mahimahi"
"Do you like queuing 45 minutes for a take away pizza? You're at the right spot!"
"Organic mustache and pabst smeared. Hipsterburg!"
"Try the fresh roasted peanuts! Amazing bar in Williamsburg."
"Amazing burgers in Madison Park. Don't fear the queue, it reaaally worth it!"