"The people are great here. Especially the bartenders. They have a nice patio that's open until 11 and show a couple games at once on big projectors if you are looking to watch sports."
"Have a heart, please don't fart."
"Don't ring the doorbell on the left. You will be murdered."
"Espresso is delicious. Tip your barista; they deserve it."
"Ask for the big rock in your whiskey rocks."
"look out for grabby hands!"