"Clean up after your dog! It's common courtesy"
"The fat bartender is a dick, major chip on his shoulder. Effin yocals,"
"These guys are ok at the basics (laundry, etc) but if you ask them to do anything else like fix your buttons, they screw it up. 3 times in a row so far for me, so now I go somewhere else."
"The seating effing SUCKS here. Old man after old man climbs over you and trips on your feet. The seats are so effing narrow it's awkward as f@*k to try and stand up to let people pass."
"Getting a sandwich? Be prepared to WAIT!"
"This place is swarming with old people. You'd think it was a bingo hall"