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"Vegetarian and vegan options are abundant here, but if you like some red in your diet try the open face bison burger (mid-rare). Its a crafty and delicately balanced take on an American classic."
"Get out of that stuffy office, grab your lunch, and find some shade!"
"What the honey whiskey wings lose in size they definitely make up for in flavor. Not too crispy, but not to tender. Perfect appetizer. Other good point? Did I mention they were honey whiskey?"
"Tria is that cultured friend you have that never held it over your head. What should be exclusive is unbelievably inclusive. Come with an open mind and learn something about cheese, beer, and wine."