Frank Hodel

"This one is for Drew. But I'm actually in my shoes!"

"Look at the fine print under the gas price before you pull in and pump your gas. Want the cheap gas price? You have to buy a car wash."

"Don't be fooled by the gas price on the sign being way cheaper than Loves, it's only if you buy a premium car wash. Jack-holes."

"Nice rooms. Nice gentleman in the Escalade taking up two spots must be the mayor. It wasn't me that keyed it."

"Cherokee is like having a Foursquare orgy."

"They have nice restrooms here. Very popular among the tourists shopping in the "wallet stripper" area of Cherokee."